brain: u gotta be… The Best™
me: ok so we’ll work hard then?
brain: no work… only Best.
Just me and my dog
~ San Francisco ~
brain: u gotta be… The Best™
me: ok so we’ll work hard then?
brain: no work… only Best.
it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
God made me unphotogenic to keep me humble and i respect that
so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…
